Frequently Asked Questions
I'd like to pay with a credit card to add to my frequent flier miles. Do you accept credit cards?
Yes, we accept major credit cards for both one-time payments and recurring SEO payments.
Where are you located? I'd like to stop by and talk about getting our company's website higher rankings in the search engines.
First, you'll need an appointment. Just give us a call and/or send an email and we'll set something up that's mutually convenient. This way you'll get the undivided attention of the boss. Second, we have a Directions page with map that will help.
What would you recommend to someone who is just starting out in business with no budget for a website or marketing?
If you're looking for a snarky answer like "keep your day job", you've come to the right place! No, seriously, you might consider contacting the school district as some of the high schools (Academy of Arts and Sciences, for example) offer classes in web design. They might be able to recommend a student who is looking for portfolio work. You might also check with either CCU or HGTC for student assistance too. Unless you are skilled or very patient, I'd avoid a do-it-yourself website solution.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
That's a very good question. It would depend upon the type of wood; ebony, being extremely dense, would take much longer to chuck than pine, for example. It would depend upon the age of the woodchuck, environmental conditions, time of day or night, relative humidity, if there is excessive sun spot activity, if the moon is in the 7th house, if Lucy is stomping on grapes, whether or not Roger Rabbit was wood framed or metal framed, and if JR's shooter was established. Many, many factors indeed.